Olivia, a woman in her fifties, was famous for her beauty when she was young. And now she is even more beautiful.
Do you agree that such a phenomenon happens? A person blossoms, no matter what sex he is, not to 30-40 years, as all normal, but to 50.
Well, it’s like there’s retarded mental development, and in this case there’s retarded maturation of the body.
So my point is that by the time she was 50, Olivia was the bomb! A beauty.
She had a great idea – she had no brain in her head – she knew exactly how to use her beauty.
And disposing of it was necessary urgently – not far off retirement, then you can just put a cross on his personal life and will only sing hymns to happy lonely life.
That’s why Olivia actively looked for a life partner.
True, the bar she had to set for her candidate was lowered – after all, she wasn’t 40 or even 45 when she was a berry again.
– Hello, my friend! – as always at the wrong time jumped my phone and I switched to speaker phone due to the busy hands – it seems that I finally fell in love.
Well… found what to surprise ….. In love girlfriend regularly, but reciprocal feelings do not cause, despite the eyes to half face and puffy lips without silicone.
– He sat in my office for an hour, my friend marveled. – So brutal, so handsome! Retired military … and we now have him as the new chief of security. In short, I disappeared. We have a date tonight.
-On neutral ground?
-No, he’s coming to my place!
No sooner had I advised her not to rush her date to the apartment than her friend squeaked, “Oh, sorry,” and the phone beeped.
– Well… There’s no danger, I thought. A colleague after all.
My friend stunned me early the next morning.
-That’s it! That’s it! No more suitors! – Gasping with indignation, my friend rushed to my kitchen. – Pour the coffee.
A little digression. Girlfriend is a rare representative of women who do not care about the interior of her apartment. In her kitchen, she has a table, chairs, stove, refrigerator, and a trash can under a white enamel sink with peeling, in some places, torn wallpaper.
The only room was similarly furnished. It is all functional, super minimalist, and indifferent to comfort.
Her friend spends all of her financial streams on her exterior – clothes, cosmetics, and jewelry.
She also likes to pamper herself with exquisite home-cooked or restaurant meals.
So the “real colonel”, a brutal man was so surprised and disappointed by the Spartan furnishings in the small apartment of his girlfriend, he broke out a fatal phrase for their relationship: “And you have a repair so cheap?
Well, my girlfriend, confused, found nothing better than to throw the guest out the door.
– There are no real men now – she bemoaned, sipping her coffee. – Even this old stump… it was time for him to think about his soul… looking for a glass of water… and he wants castles and princesses.
– The most offensive that he was not surprised and not upset when I pointed at the door, – sadly muttered his friend. -And I spent two hours in the bath, doing my mask…and it was all for nothing.
– I would have been better if you pinned wallpaper and boiled potatoes – I laughed, knowing that my friend is not offended at me.
– After all, men need comfort. And uncomfortable barracks and beauties near the barracks he was fed up with the army. – “wisely” I reasoned.
I do not know if I am right, but I think that any man, and especially at his age, needs a kind, cozy hostess, not a top model in a shabby apartment.
It’s just that the man didn’t quite get his point across – it’s not the repairs, it’s the complete lack of them.
